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I'm okay!

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♪ Party ♪

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<i>Hold on to your booties, kids.
I got something new for you.</i>

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♪ There was a king named Julien! ♪

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♪ Whose Kingdom all did hail ♪

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♪ Until he lost his crown ♪

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♪ And his peeps were put in jail ♪

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♪ By an evil dude named Koto ♪

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♪ Causing Julien and Maurice to flee ♪

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♪ Clover's hiding out with Sage ♪

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♪ And Mort sacrificed his freedom
On the way ♪

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♪ Now Julien's lost at sea ♪

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Hey, King Julien,
they took your "king" away!

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<i>Quiet, Mort.</i>

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<i>Chapter one.</i>

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King Julien?

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King Julien? King Ju...

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King Julien, I say this
as a friend and a guy

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who has admired you for many years.

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Get it together, you big baby! For real!

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"Together," Maurice? "Together"?
Look at me.

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I'm a crown-less,
no kingdom-having, un-royal loser!

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I am naked without that crown!
Oh, wow. Yeah, you are.

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Didn't even notice till just now.

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Not helping, Pancho!
It's all my fault.

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I let Koto in!

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It's my fault he took over the kingdom.
Oh, yeah, actually you did.

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I'm having all sorts
of epiphanies right now.

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Pancho! Shut it! It's not all your fault,
your Majesty. Koto tricked you.

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I know. Into doing something unselfish
and helping a lemur in need.

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Well, believe me, that's the last time
that's gonna happen!

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That's the spirit, Julio!

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I say we wipe Madagascar off the planet.

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Mushroom cloud the whole place. Hoo-ah!

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We aren't bombing the kingdom!
All our friends are still there.

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Hey, don't shoot the messenger.

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Just blue-skyin' here.
Eh, we'll come up with a plan.

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We'll find a way to get the kingdom back.

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You have to stay strong.

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What's the point?
We're lost in the ocean,

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we don't have any food.
And I don't deserve to be a king.

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If you're dropping out,
can I be your replacement?

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I can take or leave the responsibility,

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but I've always wanted
to wield the scepter.

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Sorry, Pancho.
My kingdom already has a new king.

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Today, we usher in a new era.
No longer will you have to fear the Foosa.

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We will teach the Foosa to fear us.

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We will make Madagascar great again!

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This glorious statue will serve
as a warning to any who would attack us.

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Now, allow me to make one thing clear.

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Not one of you is a slave
or a prisoner of war.

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You are all unpaid interns.
Is that for college credit?

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And of course, any who try to escape,
will be killed.

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Now back to work! And ask yourselves,

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"Do you have a sense of urgency?"

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You heard the king.
Keep it moving, interns!

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Aw, man, I really wish
I had gotten placed in the mailroom.

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Do not worry, everyone.
My King Julien will save us.

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Are you really that much of an idiot?

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Probably.

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The party-boy king abandoned us

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to save his own butt.

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There's no getting out of here.
We're stuck.

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Surely someone will save us, right?

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On it!

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And so then, and then I'm, then
I'm there and I'm, like, I'm, like...

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And then they're, like...

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And they're like, "Oh, no!
Her skills, they're just too powerful!"

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"We better give the kingdom back
to King Julien." How does that sound?

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Sage? Sage? Sage? Sage!

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Whee!

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Sage! Sage!
Marry me,

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so I may give birth to our pupae.

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Sage? You need to snap out of it, Sage!

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Don't you wanna race
giant butterflies first?

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Mine is named Brendan.
No!

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No, I do not want to race giant...
Yah, Brendan! Yah!

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Sage!

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Huh?

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'Sup?
Koto nearly killed me

81
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when I fought him alone.
I need your help to defeat him.

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Defeat Koto?

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You may as well try to defeat
the ocean or the passage of time

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or chronic bad breath.

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You're wrong.
We can take back our kingdom.

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We can't. And it's all my fault.

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Koto conquered the kingdom because of me.
Huh?

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I helped him.

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I know you're a little down in the dumps,

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but I think you're gonna like
what we have to show you.

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Oh, yeah? Is it a time machine,
so I can go back and kill Koto

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when he was a baby?
Even better! Well, not even better.

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I mean, come on, a time machine?

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We could do some serious damage
with one of those.

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Here comes the pain!
We found food, Your Majesty!

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And all sorts of supplies!
Enough to buy us

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some time while we figure out
our next move.

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FYI, bombing the kingdom back
to the Stone Age is still on the table.

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What kind of food are we talking?

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Deli tray? Sizzling fajitas?
Crab cake sliders?

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It's actually just white cans
with the word "food" on them.

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Bring on those mini-quiches, baby!

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What happened?
This place was fully stocked an hour ago!

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Don't look at me.

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You and I were the only ones

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who knew about it.
Oh, so you think I did it?

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Oh, sure, there's a crime,
so you automatically blame the criminal!

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You're profiling me here!

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Maurice!
Hmm?

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I expected better from you, buddy.
Stealing food? Profiling?

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Hoo.

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I didn't steal the food, Your Majesty.
That's exactly what you say

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every time you steal the food.
But, this time, it's true!

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Okay, listen up, people!

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We are gonna starve in this moldy old
sardine tin if we don't get it together.

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You're right. We need to stop pointing
fingers and come up with a plan.

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Even though Pancho, Pancho did it!

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I say we go through what's left
and figure out how much time we have

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to find land before we starve.
Okay, that's a start.

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Nice to see someone's
keeping a level head.

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Yeah, and if it doesn't work out,
there's always cannibalism.

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Bet those haunches are nice and marbled.

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Hoo-ah!

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Go ahead, take a bite, I dare you.

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How did you help Koto? Tell me, Sage!

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It's best if I start at the beginning.
There was an explosion,

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about 13 and a half
billion years ago.

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Soon after, galaxies
began forming...

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Skip ahead to the part about you and Koto!

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From a young age,
<i>I was trained by our father</i>

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<i>to replace him as warrior king someday.</i>

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<i>We were bitter rivals from the beginning.</i>

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<i>As the first-born son,
I was meant to be the king.</i>

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<i>My father's advisers tried to warn him
about my younger brother</i>

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<i>about his darkness,
his hate and his anger.</i>

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<i>But as long as I held the crown,</i>

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<i>Koto's cruel ambitions
would be kept in check.</i>

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<i>But I didn't want to be king.
I wanted to be a color or a sound.</i>

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<i>Once I was gone,
there was no one to stop him.</i>

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<i>Koto vowed to rule
this entire island</i>

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<i>with an iron first or
burn it to the ground.</i>

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Blah, blah, blah, the end.

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Our kingdom fell so
you could be a color?

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Yeah, but I could never make up
my mind, though, about which one.

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I like blue, but my soul kept crying,

146
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"Pistachio. Pistachio!"

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My only logical choice now is to
return to nature where I belong.

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You're just saying that as
an excuse to run away again.

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The conflicts of the world
are none of my concern.

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We are all just kicking
the cosmic footy sack

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with a guy named Skeeter
who lives in his van.

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Don't you run away this time, Sage.

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This is your chance to fix your mistake.

154
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Hmm.

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Wait, what... Where are you...

156
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Ah...

157
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I yearn to caress your
toe-thumb once more.

158
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Hey, what you got there, Mort?

159
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Nothing! I have nothing.
Oh, come on. Let me take a look.

160
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Give it. Stop fighting.
What is this disturbance?

161
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Mort did it! Search him!

162
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He's been hiding contraband.
Interns are permitted

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Koto-approved contraband only!

164
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Give me back my foot!

165
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Let me make something clear,
Koto is your king now.

166
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As long as Koto is alive,
you will follow my rules.

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This is your first and final warning!
Ooh!

168
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What do we do? He's so scary.

169
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And I miss King Julien the most!
Get it together, you two!

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You heard what he said,
"As long as Koto is alive."

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I think I'm following.

172
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But maybe explain a little more.

173
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All we got to do is kill Koto.

174
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Ooh, baby. Daddy likey.
Yes! Yes! I will kill Koto.

175
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Then King Julien will be free
to come back to me.

176
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Maybe kill Willie too, while you're at it?

177
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This is it, huh?
All the food left on the entire boat?

178
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We gotta be smart. Make the food last.

179
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So hungry. I just need to...

180
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Hey!

181
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Save some of that brown goop
for the rest of us!

182
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No! It's mine!
We gotta conserve food!

183
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No, we don't! I'm starvin'!

184
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Stop this right now! Please!

185
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I don't think we're alone on this sub.

186
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Oh, no, here come the heebie jeebies!

187
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Was that a ghost?
I mean this boat's really old, right?

188
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It could've been built on an ancient
native burial ground or something.

189
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Nah, that ghostly wail really
could've been, you know, anything.

190
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Like maybe a demon or a sea monster.

191
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Or something that plants its eggs
in your chest cavity

192
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real deep-like.

193
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There's lots of choices really!
It's coming for us, y'all.

194
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It's gonna do all kind of nasties to us!
You think it's got food?

195
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We are its food!

196
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Sage, get back here!
Can't make me!

197
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This is not how heroes act!
I never said I was a hero.

198
00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:51,210
I'm just an anonymous regular dude
with perfect hair,

199
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abs like challah bread,

200
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and the ability to communicate
with centipedes.

201
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You opened the door for Koto
to enslave the entire island.

202
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How are you not angry at yourself?

203
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:06,976
Why can't you just get mad and harness
that anger to help me save the kingdom?

204
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Sorry, I don't do anger.

205
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:12,064
I'll give you something to be angry about!

206
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Like this!

207
00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:14,608
Hmm.

208
00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:17,153
Still not angry.
How about now?

209
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:18,279
Hmm.

210
00:12:24,785 --> 00:12:29,081
Hmm. You cool?
You seem upset about something.

211
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All right, peoples, listen up.

212
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,547
We got a situation that is,

213
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let's just say, less-than-awesome.
But if we are gonna start a new life

214
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out on the high seas...

215
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Huh?

216
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Found a harpoon gun!
You don't say.

217
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We can use this here tracking device
to find the monster.

218
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Then we corner it,
force it into a torpedo tube.

219
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Or, if the monster is something delicious

220
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like a ham or a breakfast burrito,
we could eat it.

221
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Win-Win!
Hey! That's not half bad, Poncho.

222
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Nice piece of luck finding
that tracking device in here.

223
00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,244
Oh, no, I brought this one from home.

224
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:10,581
But why would you
have a tracking...

225
00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:14,502
What are you, writin' my friggin'
biography? I have it, we can use it.

226
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That's all you need to know

227
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I should lead the way. If I don't make it,

228
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please tell everyone of my bravery,
grace and most of all, my wow-factor.

229
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:32,186
Your Majesty, please don't go out there.
You see any crown on this head?

230
00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:34,313
I ain't nobody's majesty anymore.
Huh?

231
00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:37,358
I'm just a drop-dead handsome lemur
with nothing to lose.

232
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Make sure to tell everyone how cool
that sounded if I don't survive.

233
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Jackpot! Boys, we've got contact.

234
00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:59,880
Let's go bag us a monster, Mo-Mo.

235
00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:16,438
Oh!

236
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,542
A beverage, Your Graceliness?

237
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:44,717
It's rude to drink alone.

238
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,760
Hmm. Oh!

239
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:47,720
Salud!

240
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,473
Really goes down smooth!

241
00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:56,312
That's disgusting.

242
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:26,759
I'm okay... Oh, come on!

243
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:35,934
How's it looking, Pancho?

244
00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:40,564
Take your next right, and you
might be able to catch it by surprise.

245
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:46,320
The thing is in there.

246
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:51,325
We gotta play this smart.
Die, monster scum!

247
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:58,207
Pancho, your machine might be broken.
This hallway's empty. No sign of anything.

248
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:01,627
No, I'm sure that thing
is in the room with you. Stay frosty.

249
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:03,295
Where is it?

250
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:06,298
I'm getting a little freaked out now!
Don't panic!

251
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:09,843
But I think that thing
is in the ceiling above you.

252
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,518
It's got me! Get off me!

253
00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:30,322
I don't wanna be...
I don't wanna be an action star!

254
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,324
I don't wanna be...

255
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:33,534
Pancho?

256
00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:36,954
Pancho?

257
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,500
Pancho!

258
00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:46,797
You had enough? Huh?

259
00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:48,799
You angry yet?

260
00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:50,551
Hmm. Are you?

261
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:57,474
Now, I ask you,
which one of us has been conquered?

262
00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:59,393
What are you going on about?

263
00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:02,438
You said that a hero
is angry and aggressive.

264
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:07,943
But a real hero changes the world through
their heart, soul and pleasant odor.

265
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,612
Not their fists.
If I wasn't so winded,

266
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,406
I would keep punching you.

267
00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:16,618
You see, the truest acts of heroism
are the simplest saying, "thank you,"

268
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:20,706
balancing your neighbor's checkbook,
using the bathroom like no one's watching.

269
00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:22,916
No one has ever said that.

270
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,628
My spiritual guru did.
He took me in after I left

271
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:30,883
my old life of royalty,
nursed me on the pendulous teat of truth.

272
00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:32,217
Where is he now?

273
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:37,139
Come on, Sage. Come on, I'm desperate!
Maybe he can teach us how to defeat Koto!

274
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:40,976
Does this mean you are ready
to finally listen with your ears

275
00:17:41,059 --> 00:17:44,938
and not your fists?
We don't have a lot of options.

276
00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:47,524
Hmm. Mm-hmm.

277
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:53,489
If I let your guru teach me to be
a real hero will you help me defeat Koto?

278
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:57,242
The journey will be long,
difficult, dangerous.

279
00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:01,205
And a lot of the snack options
will not be great.

280
00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:07,753
If this guru will help me
save the island, I say, bring it on.

281
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:17,638
Okay, I know this must look
pretty bad, but...

282
00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:22,601
Silence! Your recent actions have
not gone unnoticed by my guards.

283
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:27,564
Or by me.
About... I know, silence. I got it.

284
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:32,027
And now, you will face the fate
that you deserve.

285
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,320
Hmm?

286
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,115
Ow!

287
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:39,868
Hmm.

288
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,080
Huh?

289
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,583
Your recent actions have tickled me!

290
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,126
Um...

291
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:51,713
What?
I would like to cordially demand

292
00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:53,841
that you be my court jester.

293
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:57,719
Really?
What fun is it being a brutal dictator

294
00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:01,014
without laughter?
Welcome to my inner circle.

295
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:04,685
So, do I...
Make me laugh. Now!

296
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:07,437
♪ A-la-li-da-di-da-da ♪

297
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:12,401
Why did you abandon us, King Julien?

298
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:21,785
It's so cold.

299
00:19:27,165 --> 00:19:29,376
Oh, no, no...

300
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:37,384
Did our brarriage mean nothing to you?

301
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:39,928
Oh!

302
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:43,015
Buddy, come on, man,
I'm not the king anymore, I'm...

303
00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:50,689
All right, KJ, lock it up, man.
You got nothing to lose.

304
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:54,985
This monster can't kill a king
who's already dead.

305
00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,740
Uh...

306
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,492
Uh, evil spirit, it is, I,

307
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:05,370
the artist formerly known
as King Julien the thirteenth.

308
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,289
I'm assuming you've heard of me.

309
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:11,126
I am here to ask you to stop tormenting me

310
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:15,839
and also to tell you, "Not cool, man,"
about killing my buddy.

311
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:24,056
Oh, hey, King Julien!

312
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:28,310
It's just Ted, Your Majesty!
It's Ted!

313
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:29,561
Whoa!

314
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:32,189
Ted? Ted!

315
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,733
Why are you wearing a wedding dress?

316
00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:38,278
I don't understand the question.
And, what the heck, man?

317
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,781
You've been the one making
the noise this whole time?

318
00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:42,199
Sorry.

319
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:46,954
I might have shame-eaten a few too many
cans of government-issued food product.

320
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,791
I'm all alone.

321
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:56,129
All this food is disgusting,
and I can't stop eating it.

322
00:20:56,213 --> 00:21:00,884
Oh, my God, I'm a monster!

323
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:03,637
I've had a little tummy ache ever since,

324
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:07,182
hence all the groaning and the screaming.
You didn't hear us searching for you?

325
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:11,269
I assumed you were monsters
or those mean old mountain lemurs.

326
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:13,730
And after I caught that harpoon
in the caboose,

327
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:16,566
I was like, "Nuh-uh, Ted's laying low."

328
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:20,445
So, where's the rest of the grub?
It's gone, Your Majesty.

329
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:23,699
So you're saying the only thing
I have to be happy

330
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:26,243
about right now is that Pancho's dead?

331
00:21:26,326 --> 00:21:29,746
I'm not dead.
Could this day get any worse?

332
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:35,585
I mean, "Yay!"
I was in a small food coma

333
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:41,049
from eating too much brown goop.
You didn't even check my pulse, did you?

334
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:46,346
Yes, I did... Well, it slipped my mind.
Anyway, you're here. Great.

335
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:48,765
I found something on the radio.
Check this out.

336
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:51,351
♪ Welcome, weary travelers... ♪

337
00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:54,396
We must be near land!
Salty cornichons!

338
00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:56,773
That means food! We're saved!

339
00:21:56,857 --> 00:22:00,986
Ha-ha! Pancho, chart the course
for those singing ladies, buddy.

340
00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:02,237
Just found a new home.

341
00:22:03,905 --> 00:22:06,783
I think we took
the cast off a little early.

342
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:10,662
I'm not sure all my bones
have grown back yet.

343
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:12,622
Dance! Now.
Ow!

344
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:18,670
Ow! Ow! Ow!

345
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:31,475
Your guru's at the top of that mountain?
Yeah, no.

346
00:22:31,558 --> 00:22:35,979
My guru's mountain is, like, so much
farther away than that mountain.

347
00:22:36,229 --> 00:22:38,273
We have a long journey ahead of us.
Come on.

348
00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:45,655
Guys, I don't want to jinx it,

349
00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:50,952
but I'm about 100 percent sure nothing bad
will ever happen to us again.
